dragon wrangler

the art of wrangling and taming dragons for personal uses.
but most often than not to be sold on the black market to prevent taxatiion. the only known is Ian goldsmith A.K.A. "fish"

fish is a great dragon wrangler.

by the "x" January 22, 2010

wagglestache

A wagglestache is a moustache that is so gloriously thick and bushy that it wiggles and waggles when the wearer talks.

Did you see that gentleman's wagglestache? I am amazed I could hear him clearly through such an abundance of facial hair.

by William Howard Taft January 18, 2010

Data Wrangler

Any member of personnel (often IT) who's job deals extensively with the manipulation, transfer, or control of databases or the like

Hey Jimbo, The server just crashed again. Better call up the Data Wranglers so they know this problem is consistant.

by pythonspam May 13, 2004

Retard Wrangler

An employer that constantly hires retards to work in their shop

Well I just hired another moron... I must be the biggest retard wrangler.

by BruceJrTheRetardWrangler April 16, 2015

waggle daggle

To use the extremity, such as a hand or foot, of a sleeping or otherwise incoherent friend to masturbate or to finish off a masturbatory activity at the end of a hard partying evening.

hey dude I'm sorry but I had to use you for a waggle daggle this nut wasn't gonna bust itself.

by emilionaire September 1, 2010

wangerin

Non-specific plans to hang out.
Loitering, hanging out, or strolling with friends, waiting for something good to happen.
From the word "wander"
(Pronounced wahn-Grrr-in)

H: What are you doing saturday?
C: I was going to wangerin the mall with Emily
H: Sounds good!

B: Man, we need to make better plans.
C: What's wrong?
B: We always end up wangerin to no end.

by Jim McKennery January 10, 2008

sausage wrangler

One of the friends in your group of friends that tries to act cool but everyone really knows that he is a flaming shitlord.

look at john trying to talk to that chick, what a gay bitch sausage wrangler.

by gindertopia March 5, 2010