Verbal Ellipsis

The spoken (unspoken?) equivalent of "..." on instant messenger. This is very similar to being given the "Silent Treatment."

Patty is pissed because I made a joke about her big butt last night. She has been giving me the verbal ellipsis all day.

by AtlasShrugged80 February 17, 2010

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Verbal Jujitsu

The ancient art of defensive trash talking. The ability to take the verbal assault someone directs towards yourself and project it back upon them. Much like that of an actual jujitsu attack, using your opponents wieght against them.

I wouldnt say that to him, he is highly skilled in the art of verbal jujitsu.

by Jon Massaro April 17, 2006

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verbal typo

A verbal typo is the result of a well meaning person trying to say something coherent but tripping over his or her own mouth in the attempt. Generally, a verbal typo is similar in appearance to the intended word when written down, but when spoken it sounds twisted and often hilarious.

Combarst is a verbal typo of combust

by BigGoofyGuy April 10, 2005

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Verbal Terrorist

Any individual who has a huge propensity for talking endlessly, largely about things you have no interest in and in spite of pleas to stop. The term comes from the idea that the person's verbosity is so extreme as to induce a level of suffering worth being deemed a small-scale act of terrorism.

Steve: Are you going to watch the fight on Tuesday? It's an important match for both contenders because -
Mike: I already told you, no.
Steve: Did you see the new independent film that had a good review in the newspaper? It's by the Spanish director -
Mike: NO!
Steve: You know, I can't believe how much of a joke the mayoral election was. I mean, I could've run a better campaign without -
Mike: Steve, SHUT UP!! You're a verbal terrorist, you know that? A Verbal TERRORIST! Go harass someone else, ok?

by Whom it doesn't concern November 18, 2009

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