velcro rodeo

Two women touching their ho-ha's rubbing back and forth like a rodeo rider

When you walked into the "Gold Spa" did you tell them you wanted a velcro rodeo with another woman?

by Mr. Hot 'Lanta July 18, 2017

Velcroing

When two people have sex and their pubes get entagled, resulting in them having to pull them apart like velcro.

Jessica and I forgot to shave, so we ended up velcroing while fucking last night.

by Schloppittytoppitty June 13, 2024

velcro hampouch

a hairy vagina

yesterday,i told my friends wife to shave her velcro hampouch!

by fizzkid February 20, 2011

velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.

Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.

by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024

velcro sack

When a man has balls that constantly stick to their thighs and have to be ripped off like Velcro or a sticker.

I kept getting Velcro sack during my lecture, I swear it made a noise when I hat to pull it off.

by Memely_dayz December 4, 2021

Flesh Velcro

When a woman uses a baby as a means to attach herself to a man

Also,
When a person attaches themselves to someone for their own professional or personal benefit.

That baby is a BABY not Flesh Velcro !

by The Norx June 11, 2018

velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.

Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.

by Baophboy January 17, 2025