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A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.
Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?

Man2: No, what happened?

Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!

Man2: No way!

Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.
by Jack Beddingfield April 20, 2009
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Vanderhoof

(n.) refers to a sexy girl at Catholic U who you want to bang
Danggg, did you see that Vanderhoof... I'd get with her!
by mcgowan123 May 26, 2010
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vannessa

secretly hidding a stripper mentality. Loves to be center of attention. Likes to play games, esp role playing games. Very sexual in nature and will try everthing...more than once....everything!!! always repeats a favorite word.
vannessa is crazy
by daddy pimp November 8, 2010
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the legend of bagger vance

bull which should be got off the tv
watchu watching hoes?
we watching the legend of bagger vance
GET THAT BULL OFF THE TV, I BROUGHT A COUPLE OF DVDS OVER
by creerockabellend October 18, 2008
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Vandercruyssen

A word closely linked with acting like a complete nerd. A 'Vandercruyssen' or a person doing Vandercruyssen-like things involves such activities such as recording classes, doing extra work when you don't need to and generally being a huge nerd.
"Get your Vandercruyssen out!"
"my Vandercruyssen is flying high"
"Rebecca did a vandercruyssen, she got 98% in english"
by VDM December 20, 2008
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zachary vance

The best man in the world nobody can beat him at all he is handsome,smart,life of the party,Killer sports player, he gets all the babes and the cheerleaders.nice dressing,

Zach is the best.

Zach can never be beat
Man, That kid named Zachary Vance is wild
by TheShapeShifter May 14, 2015
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vanderhook

Vanderhook

A really bad tempered cunt of a teacher who picks on her class, gives her students way too much homework and is a generally unpleasant person to be around.
Student 1: Ugh my teacher is such a cunt she's giving us so much homework and like 3 tests this week.

Student 2: wow what a fucking Vanderhook.
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