Vanessa

Vanessa is the girl with all the right moves in all the right places ;), and she will do ANYTHING for any man and even any woman (within reason). She's very flexible and able to adapt to any position, yet she's still Firm and can get any man Hard.

Bonuses:
- Disease free.
- High quality 1080p mate.
- Fullcream milk.
- Provides lov'in anytime of month.

Anon1: "What did you do last night?"

Anon2: "I had the best sex of my life, she was an absolute Vanessa!"

David Sexican: "Damn! Imma git me sum of dat ass!"

by Buttholedestroyer August 10, 2012

vanessa Paradis

Vanessa Paradis is a French pop singer, and even though she is actually not that good at what she does her songs, such as Joe Le Taxi, are sort of catchy and cute. She currently resides in France with sex symbol Johnny Depp, which puts her up there as one of the most envied celebrity spouses around (see Juliet Joslin). Vanessa and Johnny Have two children - Lily Rose and Jack.

I wish i were married to Johnny Depp like Vanessa Paradis.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Vanessa Hudgens

A dirty, no good fucking slut, who needs to pose naked to get peer pressure out of her life.

Ass of a slut + A bitch with no life= Vanessa Hudgens

by Nuh Uh December 29, 2007

Vanessa

Vanessa is a beautiful,smart, wonderful and fun to be around..She loves everyone of her friends. she has a best friend named Samantha. She would be one of the most perfect people you will ever meet. I couldn't live without her.She is skinny,pretty, and perfect.she is very funny and nice. She don't take crap from anybody.She is great at volleyball and math. All the things that describes her are: Beautiful,perfect,skinny,smart,funny,loveble, and did i mention pretty?She is un-describale.

Jordan-Did you see vanessa?
Me-Yea shes beautiful ain't she?
Jordan-So beautiful

by Volleyball Fan March 12, 2013

Vanessa Wow

The type of Vanessa that is so outlandish in speech, ideas, experiences, and lifestyle, that the only feedback on her is a baffled "Wow..."

Often an expression of disbelief.

Used to identify which Vanessa one is speaking of...even if only one Vanessa is known to the user of this expression. Not just any Vanessa. Vanessa Wow.

Expression Coined by Jodi Trout.

"Last night I talked a tourist into giving me his wedding ring as a birthday gift. He was sober."

"wow"

"I traded it to the bathroom attendant for a cigarette and a pink starburst at 3am"

"Vanessa WOW." accompanied by an aghast expression.

by Vanessa Wow October 24, 2009

Vanessad

Being completely shit faced to the point where you don't remember anything thats happened and having to get carried back home.

Josh: "Bro, last night was amazing, I was completely wasted"
Brody: "Na bro, you were way past that, you literally vanessad"

by SaugaMan99 September 18, 2018

vanessa hudgens singing

A horrible sound that is produced from someone who completely believes that they can sing and have been told that they can sing but in actual fact have no voice whatsoever.

That poor girl over there. She's just like Vanessa Hudgens singing.

by Miss Undefinable May 8, 2009