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valsalva

The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.
After I gave Tammy the valsalva, we were bound to get married!
by Wabbit January 30, 2005
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VAST

Vermont Association of Snow Travelers
I went snowmobiling in Vermont and rode the VAST system.
by GRiNCH March 10, 2005
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valtree

A very large breasted woman. Best of all valerie's. Direct descendent of a famous WHITE jazz musician. Loves her boobs more than anything. Loves the cock. All her friends think and want her to be a lesbian but she refuses. Loves Boobs, All boobs, big boobs, little boobs, black boobs, white boobs, all boobs.
“Hey look at those tits on that valtree”
I wish my boobs were as big as valree’s”
by Josephry April 5, 2008
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herb valtierra

used to be a cool guy but is super fake: fucked Leila and probably fucked Kelista and trying to get to fuck Ana. Sorta cute but still kind of a bitch. not a loyal friend
Don't pull a herb valtierra!
Wow, you are such a herb valtierra.
by nigga123hah March 26, 2019
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Valet Parker

A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.
He is valet parking you!
He's a valet parker.
Did she used to valet park you?
by OCMaria December 22, 2005
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valeted

"If you scuff up my shoes, you get Valeted on the floor"
Mr Pookie
by Mark Anstead May 26, 2006
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vast minority

an isolated incident or individual that identifies or seems to identify an entire group
the vast minority of music is corporate pop

the vast minority of movie theatre patrons yell at the screen during movies

the vast minority of people on the internet are self-absorbed trolls

the vast minority of neighbours are obnoxious hillbillies that play their music way too fucking loud
by ColleenTheKid October 28, 2009
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