Sporty Vag

A sporty vag is when you can use your vagina in game play when playing kinect.

Oh i just smashed that ball with my sporty vag and scored points!

by Loose dolly April 20, 2011

Vag Mist

When you get a girl sopping wet and leave her hanging. Her vagina juice eventually evaporates into a horny mist leaving moisture on her inner thighs.

Frank : “Bro, I got her so worked up I could feel the vag mist”

Dave: Vag mist?
Jarret: Vag mist!?
Frank: Yeah...vag mist!!
Dave & Jarret: Not my problem.

by Frankie Trendzilla December 8, 2019

Vag-Pollen

The secretions and/or discharge of the female genitalia.

I have some vag-pollen left on my penis from last night.

by Morgazm July 10, 2009

vag cage

Vag cage is an invention that is revolutionary, you need one to keep the dick out. When you walk into the classroom and Africa (only because it has high rape rates). Chuck your cage on and have some fun. No non needed abortions. If any dick goes into my vag cage they will get an electric shock up their sausage.

Person#1: Put your vag cage on uncles coming
Person#2: Gosh that was a close one

by rat_witch.com March 1, 2022

Vag Spank

v; when one receives or gives a tap or smack on the female genital

Hey! Don't vag spank me!

by cutiepie2222 June 20, 2011

Bubonic Vag

That stinky infect pussy your girl has, that one when you go down on her you have to burn your tongue afterwards. Just a gross stinky vagina.

Bro i was totally going down on her and it tasted like straight ass and not the good kind. That bitch had a serious Bubonic Vag

by black jesus4356 January 11, 2017

Vag Sap

The vaginal wetness and moisture that does not appear to be present until an object, finger, penis or other body part is stuck inside the vagina. After which, like a tap for tree sap, allows the wetness to flow out freely thus creating Vag Sap.

Hey dude. I hear your girlfriend has a dry snatch. No way braaa. It may seem that way but once you get a finger in there, nothing but pure Vag Sap. Sweet!

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009