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straight up triflin ass hoe

a fugly ass girl who thinks shes one bad ass bitch who fucks a different guy every night and has std's and a rotten crotch like cassidy smith.
yo, that bitch ova there cassidy is a straight up triflin ass hoe.
by hahabitchhhhh December 1, 2010
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five ngihts up my ass

when youre up my ass for five nights
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by bhsjdmbkxcvh September 30, 2021
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Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.
If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.
by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018
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blowing air up my ass

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.
"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014
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a pull up your ass

a noun phrase which describes a person who is bitchy
e.g. Hey Mom, you've got a pull up your ass. Maybe if you pick it, maybe you won't act so bitchy no more.
by madcraft October 5, 2008
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pack sand up my ass

When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.
At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.
by Waxbro May 3, 2016
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