as per my understanding

this is a way of saying "I'm dumb" as you try not to sound dumb.

commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.

Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.

by jonzim December 17, 2008

Carrie Underwood

Someone who is Overrated

Dave: Kate can't sing how did she won the contest

Justin: Meh she won it with her pretty face

Dave: Oh she's a Carrie Underwood!

by Dkd333 July 29, 2010

understoof

a misspelled understood.

she understoofed the chat, a

by epic no swagger May 3, 2020

understandwich

When two people have fought over involvement with a third party, they settle their dispute by having sexual relations with that person at the same time.

After Chad and Shane found out they were both dating Casey, they made up for it by making her the meat in their understandwich.

by Andherson November 3, 2013

underspooped

When someone isn't nearly freaked out enough by spooky occurrences.

"Mark, your quintessential macho douchebag, was clearly underspooped by the noises coming from the other side of the door."

by MrTumnus92 December 25, 2017

Understudy friend

Basically if none of your friends are around they're your back up friend,you last resort.

Hannah is just our understudy friend,she literally doesn't try hard enough to be a good friend.

by Cassidyaaa7@luveveryone. April 9, 2019

understoned

When you are super stoned with your lifelong best friend, not really forming complete sentences or making much sense, yet you still understand each other.

Although Lisa and Kara consumed 100mg each of delicious edibles, they still understood each other... without even saying a word, they simply just understoned each other.

by GlazeHer March 1, 2020