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Ugly Hour

When you're out drinking and it's time for the clubs to close. The fluorescent lights (ugly lights)come on, and feverish attempts are made to hide oneself in the midst of their harsh white glow. You realise that the Hottie you have been making out with in a dark corner with is glaringly unattractive, but you realise even more so that after 8 hours of drinking, you look like utter shit- it's Ugly Hour.
Girl 1: You look like shit. What time did you make it home this morning?
Girl 2: Oh, when the club was about to close I decided I'd had enough...
Girl 1: You're were out till Ugly Hour?
Girl 2: Yes, and it was indeed very ugly...
by pamm-o May 8, 2007
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ugly elephant

The act of tucking your penis between your legs (so it's facing backward) and then mooning someone.
For a real surprise, I rolled down the window and delivered an ugly elephant to the carload of women.
by Larry Bittigary, III April 13, 2008
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Logan Paul has such an ugly penis
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dingo ugly

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dingo ugly is:
when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)
a - "where's your arm dude?"
b - "I got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it"
a - "ahh man.... you did the right thing" *pats on stump*
by Flinchey September 2, 2006
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Ugly but cute

A girl that is not all that attractive to look at but when you get speaking to her you realise she is really quite cute as a person and you wanna lick her shitter like an apple fritter because of this.
Hey I heard Dan settled down with an ugly but cute girl
by Sudoyon February 15, 2017
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Ugly Duckling Syndrome

(A.) When a person used to be a really ugly kid, but then later turned out to be really good-looking.
And usually, the total opposite can happen.
by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004
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ugly as...

You can be ugly as:
- a hatful of arseholes
- a busted arse
- a hatful of busted arsholes

You could have:
- been beaten with the ugly stick
- been beaten with the ugly stick, then took it off them and ate it
- fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

You could have a face like:
- a robber's dog (or a thief's dog)
- a smashed pineapple
- a smashed crab
- a dropped pie

You could be so ugly:
- you'd be stuck for a face when the baboon wanted its arse back
- you'd make a train take a dirt road
You're ugly as... if my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards
by Choda Boy 57 October 21, 2006
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