Troof

A mispronuciation of Truth by District Attorney Kym L. Worthy from Detroit during the reading of charges against Mayor Kilpatrick and Christene Beatty of Detroit.

being lawfully required to depose the troof as a witness in a jury trial.

by Bplumeau March 24, 2008

Twofaced

A person who will be as they are normally to you, then soon after be the complete opposite.

Jonathan: Hey Nikki!
Nikki: Hey whats up
Jonathan: Not much, and yourself?
Nikki: FUCK OFF.
Jonathan: You're twofaced.

by Anonymous6754 August 16, 2010

two of spades

A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek.

Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".

by Mr. Hester May 17, 2007

twoomie

Two roommates who are also on Twitter. Often communicate roomie issues via tweets

@roomie1: @roomie2 Can you pick up some dish detergent on your way home? We're out and the dishwasher's full

@roomie2: @roomie1 Sure thing, #twoomie!

by seattleiteindc January 23, 2011

Twofaceded

The Act of getting so drunk you sleep on a shag rug, in the morning half your face is normal and the other have have deep impressions of the carpet on the other side.

After a night of partying i looked in the mirror and "holy abortions in a catholic church batman" i was twofaceded

by The Generic Joker July 7, 2012

Toofty

A well-known British TF2 content creator who mains Demoman. Taught a lot of young Demo mains how to git gud.

Person 1: Dude, I love Toofty's content!
Person 2: Same!

by demolad November 8, 2020

Toofus

Term used to describe the gap in between the two front teeth.

That guy has a TOOFUS

by RichiePoo April 21, 2021