Twitter

Social media messaging service for the following.
-"The Sexy"
-Those who keep tabs on real people whom we call friends.
-Celebrities who make claim and believe to be real people.
-Certainly not weird social degenerates.

Usable through various forms of "current" stellar transmissions including:
SMS
IM
GPS
SSBJ
TPS
LMFAO

It is exceptional to the previous form of communication!

I follow all my friends with Twitter no matter what!

i.e.
Jean Claude - Gawsh... I sure cant believe no one has taken a stab at twitter yet!

Brucie Boye - "I KNOOW!!"

by jergonymous esquire VII March 16, 2009

Twitter

The perineum i.e. the part of the body between the twat and the shitter.

My twitter keeps me busy for hours.

by Pixman November 29, 2017

Twitter

A place where people go to make fun of people for likeing things they know nothing about.

People on twitter are pieces of shit.

by Joe Biden's Arteries March 2, 2022

Twitter

A platform where you can troll,Harass and be a pain! also you can tweet offensive stuff!
the backround information on this. Backround Information:Twitter is one of the most toxic platforms on the Internet. As it receives heavy trolling, hate, harassment, and verbal abuse through tweets. The feature of limited character count that makes the platform unique, is also the reason that makes it so toxic.

This Toxic Person must use twitter
!

by YoutubeYT June 7, 2022

Twitter

The cave Donald Trump likes to hide in and growl at outsiders.

Donald Trump: “GRRRRRR”
Chad: “Woah is that Donald Trump on twitter?”

by apple earphones January 7, 2021

Twitter

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON

by foxic_haste January 12, 2016

Twitter?

A different way to ask for inappropriate photos

(A girl with big tits posts a tiktok vid)
The entire comment section: Twitter?

by Justsome_randomkid September 23, 2022