twelv

Ugly and pretty with a big butt that is flabby, and is around the age of twelve and mental age of 2 and a half
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ugh she is so twelv

by surahpe15 February 9, 2018

twelve past

The same as midnight.

It's twelve past.

by TeacherLu January 23, 2017

Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve

A movie about the creator’s fetish for women getting injured in Jack and Jill style nursery rhyme accidents. Plays out in the form of a realistic animated storybook. Its a film about a fetish but it’s rated PG-13 for injury detail and nudity.

Person watching the movie: Is this movie just women getting injured in the form of a musical storybook?! What the fuck, I thought this was a sexy romance movie but it’s a horror! *checks the rating of Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve* PG-13?!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ONLY PG-13 WHEN ITS ABOUT WOMEN FALLING DOWN STAIRS AND THE CREATOR OF THE FILM JACKS OFF TO IT!!!!!

by Nion_YT January 4, 2024

twelve

a person of any age or age group that displays the mental or behavioral qualities of that of a 12-year old. twelve (12) in this definition is used as an adjective rather than the traditional noun (being the literal number '12'). being called "twelve" is never used as a compliment, this is strictly an insult. if "twelve" is used to suggestively address someone who is obviously younger than 12 years of age, they will likely be offended. this term is solely used toward anyone obviously older than 12 years of age, as it signifies lack of experience, common sense, or maturity that should exist in someone of their true age.

Person 1: uranus is my favorite planet. get it? get it??? urrrr anussss
Person 2: bro what are you twelve? go sit down somewhere, man.

by TheOneAndOnly0929 January 17, 2024

Twelve Sharp

the 12th novel by Janet Evanovich featuring the bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.

Twelve Sharp is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

Twelve O’ Clock

When you try to get someone to notice a cute/attractive person.

“Dude, look! A cute girl at twelve o’ clock!”

by EmmaRosie July 5, 2021

twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022