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twatterpaited

when you have had a bit too much to drink and you become unnaturally attracted to the opposite sex. Twitterpaited + Twatted

a play on the word "twitterpaited" from Disney's "Bambi" which is a term used to describe the horny behavior of the adolescent animals at spring time.
"Eric was so twatterpaited last night that he woke up this morning with that fugly minger from the bar!"
by Richie Bangkok June 9, 2007
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Tattletexting

A system used at sporting events and concerts where fans can text authorities so that they can remove belligerent individuals.
An example of tattletexting - an actual tattletext:

this is ridiculous. this dude with spiky hair in sec 254 won't shut up and is pouring coke down my back!
by Gnaeus March 27, 2009
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TWATTER

Person, normally of the Male persuasion, whose actions, opinions and verbal diahorrea, deserve a slamming by Chrissie Valentine
Mikki was and probably always be a lazy twatter

Mikki thinks he's right about anything and everything. He's not, he's a twatter.

Mikki says he knows what he's talking about, he doesn't, he's a twatter.
by Chrissie Valentine March 24, 2020
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Twatter

One who uses hate words to attack others on Twitter.
Sound's like Twa - waiter.
That person is the biggest twatter. They never post anything that is positive or rationale just hate.
by jamfetto March 19, 2010
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twatten

a wombo (word combo) of the words rotten and twat, meaning a smelly vagina. Adjective used to describe the girl's vagina or a girl herself with a rude demeanor.
Ex 1:
guy 1: hey man, how'd your date go last night?

guy2: pretty good, up until I went down on her. That bitch was Twatten!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: dude, did you get shot down again?

Guy 2: man, fuck that chick. She's a twatten whore
by Ari Freakin Gold February 22, 2010
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twatter tot

a slang term for a tasty vagina; a pussy that taste like a tator tot because the vigina is greasy.
dude, that girls pussy was so good it was definitely a twatter tot.
by wwmdyeah21 October 28, 2009
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Twatter

A word used in anger when reffering to Twitter. This is a play on words combining "Twitter" and "twat."
"I swear, I get over 9000 fucking "Twatter" messages every second!"
by BioBrony May 11, 2013
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