Also known as turfing someone's lawn, it is the act of driving one's automobile (a motorcycle, ATV, or souped-up golf cart will do in a pinch) onto the lawn of an enemy or merely someone who has given offense, gunning the vehicle, and leaving deep furrows in the grass. Extra points for destruction of topiary, flower beds, or particularly well manicured golf course-quality greenery. Bumper blasting of neatly stacked bags of leaves or other lawn detritus while exiting the premises is recommended if applicable. Crushing children's toys, garden gnomes, bird baths, etc. is optional and can provide additional pleasure.
Keep complaining about my loud music and you'll earn a lawn turf in the near future.
Our asshole neighbor put a fucking Trump for President sign in his yard, so when we came home shitfaced last night we turfed his lawn.
Our asshole neighbor put a fucking Trump for President sign in his yard, so when we came home shitfaced last night we turfed his lawn.
by Horn O'Plenty March 07, 2018
A man whom steals another man's turf. Turf either referring to a claimed area (a woman or man) or better yet, in reference to their pubic hair (i.e. turf) and all genitalia housed within. Also can be applied as heterosexual or homosexual to men or women.
Tara: "Hey Ilana, see that man at the bar, I bet he has one hell of a goal post and a well kept turf ... I am so gonna take him home and play his field tonight."
*Ilana moves in and chats the guy up for a few hours.*
Ilana: "Hey Tara, I have had enough to drink, this guy will give me a ride home, I'll see you tomorrow."
Tara: "Ilana, you are such a turf burglar."
*Tara heads home alone.*
*Ilana moves in and chats the guy up for a few hours.*
Ilana: "Hey Tara, I have had enough to drink, this guy will give me a ride home, I'll see you tomorrow."
Tara: "Ilana, you are such a turf burglar."
*Tara heads home alone.*
by Environmentor December 07, 2010
by Flounder24 June 18, 2008
Excrete, empty one's bowels. The act of getting rid of last night's over-indulgence in curry and copious amounts of Newcastle Brown Ale. Dog's also turf out regularly, for no other reason other than to turf out in general... and pound for pound their's is bigger.
"You look relieved. Wassup?"
"Mate, I had a turf out this morning..."
"Big night?"
"Chicken tikka chilli balti phal and 12 pints of Newky"
"Mate, I had a turf out this morning..."
"Big night?"
"Chicken tikka chilli balti phal and 12 pints of Newky"
by Flatster October 28, 2005
When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.
"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."
by Cr0tchsh0t April 01, 2010
(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.
by Labattomy July 26, 2004
by Fixitmanarizona October 23, 2008