tube sausage 

Slang for dick

"I got some tube sausage for you"

tube sausage by Macdadeo October 6, 2017

tube touch 

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

tube touch by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.

We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.

tube noose by Zonal K October 27, 2019

tube top 

a person who is consistently a bad time; a bummer

"That bitch is such a fucking tube top"

tube top by Jeff Custer July 30, 2006

Tube Snake 

SLANG~ Surfboard

It is also the name of a ZZ-Top song, "tube snake boogie"

Alfonso: Check those waves dude; you bring the tube snake?
Riccardo: It's called a SURFBOARD you moron

zz top~
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.

Tube Snake by g-diggity August 31, 2008

tube socks 

used foh rasterbating.

Depree:My tube socks were dirty, so I used yours!

tube socks by gabbieee August 1, 2007

Tube Top Titanics

When large breasts are squeezed into a clothing garment 2 sizes too small so that they look as if they will overflow and capsize at any moment just as the Titanic did.

Damn did you see tube top titanics over there?

Saw her?! i want to motor boat on those sweater melons!

FOsho

Tube Top Titanics by chubbychaser82 August 17, 2009