farm truck

A strong, powerful vehicle prime for working on a farm. Looks like a P.O.S. Covered in rust and dirt. Your typical truck seen driven by a cowboy or farmer.

You could here that old farm truck from a mile away.

by Jared L. S. February 28, 2009

McKevitt Trucking

Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.

They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.

Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).

Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.

Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!

Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.

by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005

not a big truck

What the internet is not. (see series of tubes)

The internet is not a big truck that you just dump something in- it's a series of tubes!

by whetstone January 2, 2007

Paint Truck

When your Manager's pants are painted on showing her pussy and the curves of her ass.

Hey, Bill did you see the paint truck today?

by PussyEater4Life October 26, 2020

poopoo truck

A truck full of shit

Boy look at the poopoo truck

by 767poodestroyer September 12, 2018

Truck Jewelry

Large, flashy jewelry. Often referring to gold in the late 1980's or early 1990's.

Scoopin all the girlies numbers with my Truck Jewelry,
Cause I'm a fly brown bother, and ya can't school me - Slick Rick

Six niggas got stuck, and the nigga chain was Truck - Raekwon

by J Birddd February 17, 2010

mini truck

The "mini truck" or "minitruck" started as a fad in the mid to late '80s that still exists today. They are so popular becuase they are cheap to build becuase most of the work you do yourself, and there aren't many store bought parts involved. Originally the mini truck was a stock Nissan, Toyota, Mitsubishi, or the famed Mazda B2200 with cut spings and lowering blocks to lower the truck and most had a set of hammer style (or similar) wheels with low profile tires. Wire wheels were also popular, but were more of a lowrider thing. Huge stereo systems with tons of bass were also added to these trucks. In the early '90s people started putting air-ride or hydrolics into their trucks to lower them even more. The modern day mini truck can be anything from a 1970 Datsun to a 2004 S-10. Most have 17" or larger wheels on them, but some people still like the smaller wheels. Body modifications include shaving doorhandles, corner turn signals, gas doors, tailights, mirrors, and just about anything else you can think of. Many people mold in later model Cadillac tail lights or other lights that look better than the stock ones. Minitrucks are not tuners and they are not lowriders. They are in a class all by themselves.

"Like to cruise, when I know I'm poor
I'm a regular at the liquor store
Max out my stereo, pump up the bass
I buy good shit, wanna drive in a race"
-AFI (Yes, it's really by them)

by Leadsleds of the future. February 21, 2005