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Trojan Helmet

Placing one Penis and balls on someones forhead, draping the penis between the eyes to give the appearance of a Trojan Helmet.
"I'm so going to Tea Bag him."
"Do him one up and give him a Trojan Helmet."
by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010
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green trojan

a truly LARGE lube condom that comes in packs of 12 and has a reservoir tip
J.R. J.:first condom I ever used that didn't feel too tight.And they never break.
Suzie:i get a wide-on just looking at the Green Trojan box!!!!
Nanci:oh,fuck me hard with your green trojan!!!!
by J.R. J. March 15, 2004
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trojan

its a type of warrior... like crazylike folk... who battled for shit... i think they wore horns on their heads like crazy mofos!
by lizbian February 15, 2004
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Trojan Pussy

A woman's vagina that is that big you are able to hide inside it. Similar to a Trojan horse but pussy form. A Trojan pussy is an undesirable asset on a woman. Trojan pussys are most commonly found on fat woman and usually omit a foul odour.
I was shagging this girl and she had a Trojan Pussy, it was touch the sides and win a prize big!

Damn bitch that's a trojan pussy!
by Frosty & Shevron June 9, 2011
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TROJAN EXPLOSION

AN ACOHOLIC BEVERGAGE CONSIST OF GREYGOOSE/BELVERDERE

REDBULL
GRAPES
ICED WITH TALL GLASS

INVENTTED BY theasian jew

inbartending school
by J3WL$ February 23, 2011
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Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms

(trodʒən|s fajər ænd ajs kɑndəmz )- n.

1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.

2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.

(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. Oh God, my dick, it feels like...oh God, please stop the pain...I shall take a vow of chasity after this... God I shall never buy Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms again!

2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom
by Tom O' Bedlam September 25, 2011
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Trojan Yogurt

Brian said "Man, I slipped my hot trojan yogurt to Paul yesterday. He could not get enough of it."
by superbrown March 9, 2009
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