skin trombone

An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.

I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.

by ChinchillaWarrior January 5, 2016

Rusty Trombonepede

A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.

Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!

by BarkAndMarry May 10, 2017

ass trombone

fisting of the ass hole while making trumpet noises

So bobby last week I was giving Jeniffer the ass trombone when I started marching.

by Off camber January 4, 2018

buffing the little trombone

when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman

Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.

by illustriousbob December 10, 2011

Blowing a Trombone

When a girl is sucking a guys dick and then he farts.

Lacey was sucking Rick's dick so well, she ended up blowing a trombone when he farted... She had a standing ovation.

by EZvibes December 4, 2019

Trobnonchant

A term used to refer to a person as stupid, a prick or simply a cunt.

"your just being trobnonchant"

by Insultings March 27, 2018

flaming trombone

The act of lighting your own fart while a woman performs oral sex on you.

I was gassy and horny, and she was not opposed to giving me a flaming trombone.

by Tit Whistle December 29, 2007