road treasure

Shit you find on the side of the street.

"Man this nice-lookin' chandelier is some prime fuckin' road treasure!"

-- Long John Silver

by Johnny Fakename June 24, 2008

Pancake Treason

When you do not eat pancakes on "Pancake Day".

Dad: It's Pancake Day what topping do you want on your pancakes?

Son: No thanks, I'll have waffles.

Dad: You can't want that, that's an act of pancake treason

by sieffy13 February 12, 2013

cooch treasure

ones virginity

he’s well trying to capture your cooch treasure

by theheck May 8, 2019

birch trees

The worst kind of tree to ever exist. The Cheese Army will not accept birch trees. They must burn for the cheese god.

You suck, you're worse than birch trees.

by boocket March 25, 2022

treasure hunt

a surprise, specifically a dirty diaper, found and consequently devoured by your dog whilst on walkies in the park.

We were walking the dogs in the park the other day. When we turned around for a minute they had a Treasure Hunt. That was so damn nasty I almost chuckked, but they scored bonus points for diarrhea.

by upchuckk April 3, 2008

screaming trees

An awesome "stoner rock" band from Seattle that spawned the best band on the history of hell, Queens of the Stone Age....and others...

The screaming trees concert was so good johnny wet himself.

by Lily May 13, 2005

island trees

island trees: the new jail that opened up that the teachers like to pretend is a school. When really, it's just a fail .

person:what school do you go to?
student: oh i go to the new jail cell that just opened called island trees.

by islandtrees. September 10, 2010