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Treasure Hunter 

this is when someone watch all the movies and tv shows and their theme songs and video games to find the very best original songs that came out for these things that's why better than music artist personal songs. and its worth making the greatest playlist of all time. real treasure. people make so much money off these playlist they put together. they are the richest people on earth. they already found them all. so this is dead now
this guy a treasure hunter so good all the thieves want to steal everything he got.
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Treasure Chest 

“Hey mate! Thank Christ of Friday, how bout we piss off early and pick up a treasure chest”

“Sorry about the mess, you’d think I’ve made a treasure chest, with all me Golds laying around”
Treasure Chest by NicM94 September 14, 2022

Treasure Aniki 

A person with extreme morals and values, a goal-oriented and curious specimen. One who's only weakness is himself, creating trouble and turbulence out of their imagination.
Damn Treasure Aniki sure looks like he has it figured out.

Wow, I can't believe Treasure Aniki would ever do that.

Treasure Aniki has no impure intentions but seems to be able to make the greatest blunders for himself.

treasure cave 

Yet another positive term referencing pussy. There's always treasure inside to be discovered and the treasure you may find should be in giving her pleasure.
Shamus: "So, how'd it go with Lilly last night? Did she suck you off, bro?"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"
treasure cave by von groovy July 6, 2024

treasure-chest lid-latch 

Dat glorious and only-permitted-access-to-by-"special"-guys little buckle or hooks-and-eyes fastening located at da middle of a chick's back dat an eager stud undoes in breathless anticipation of seeing what "treasures" await his thirsting hands/lips once said latch is opened.
I've found dat if I'm in da company of two or more hot cuties and one of them allows me to release her treasure-chest lid-latch and savor da delectable "riches" dat dwell within, da other gals will generally allow me said honor, as well.

Treasure Island

A new game that will no longer suck balls. It will feature a better story, that will make Oblitus Casa less and probably not suck balls. Story is about LGBTQ+ Androgynous guy going to Discovery Island to investigate while creatures inspired on Disney characters hunt them down.
Look! Treasure Island is releasing and looks better!

No, I feel Oblitus Casa is still suck balls.

It's ok! Everyone has opinions
Treasure Island by Gubbyurmom November 7, 2025

Treasure it before it becomes a treasure

A poetic expression meaning to value or cherish something in the present before its true worth is only recognized through loss, distance, or memory. This usually accompanies, a melancholic expression and used to illustrate one’s longing for a person or something that once belonged to them, and the regretfulness of not having cherished it before it becomes something of the past.
FRIEND A: “I lost her…. I should have treated her better.”
FRIEND B: “Treasure it before it becomes a treasure, my friend.”