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tricky dick prison tattoo

Roger Stone's tattoo clarion call for nookie in prison
Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"
by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2019
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tattooed

When someone gets slapped across the face, in which a highly visible mark is left for anywhere from hours to days. Usually happens when parties clash. Basically getting tagged, only the "ink" is always red.
Guy: Damn Robin, what the hell happened to you?

Homie: I totaled my dad's car. Never seen him so steamed in his life. Got tattooed on the right cheek.

Peeps: Shit, looks like that ink's gonna stick around for a while. Lucky he ain't knock any teeth out your grill.
by D. Liverance May 2, 2013
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tattard

Someone who gets a dumb tattoo that identifies them as a retard for life.
Ooh Tattard, I love that barbed wire tattoo around your arm! The way the tat artist worked in subtle hints of 1994 retardation into the piece is incredible.
by Word Wizzzzard January 16, 2008
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tattoo hangover

n. the physical and psychological discomfort that arrises from the crushing realization that the body art that seemed so perfect at two in the morning after an unknown number of cocktails is hugely embarrassing in the sober light of day.
"Last night Ricky J. was showing off his multi-colored 'Ricky Is A Momma's Boy' tat to everyone he met, but this morning he has a tattoo hangover at the thought of having to live with it the rest of his life."
by Stephen Mette May 15, 2008
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screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)
The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.
by Fantail July 31, 2009
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Tatted out

Woah! did you see that guy he was covered in tattoos, he's tatted out.
by Monkey2468 September 28, 2009
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Tattered Windsock

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.
George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock
by StevieK... November 6, 2010
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