ahh townies how i do loath them they even invade the country u d think you d be safe on the isle of wight but no its infested this is most noticeable in the ryde area wher there are alot of "dirty goffiks" as we are lovingly knowen as they spend their friday and saturday nights drinking cheap cyder in the ice rink or crappy pubs at the bottom of the high street and the hanging round outside the royal squadron the "batty goffs" pub looking for a fight. I pity them they are goning to grow up as nothing and live sad lives trying to immitate the bratz doll collection and failing misarbly most of the females look like they ve been used to clean a toilet and the boys look like they got dressed in the dark. What is the constant obbsession with starting on alteritives and goths all we do is sit smoke and try 2 learn at school and they r always homophobic what do they have against gays and bis. townies are a disease and there should be a vacination.
my argument with stupid townie slapper:
townie:r u a goff?
me:no i m jus spectrumly challenged
townie:wha?!?!? u starting
me:no but you have the personality of an apple
Townie:(after long time)but... apples dnt hav personalities
me:exsactly
Townie:stupid dirty goffik and ur a dyke 2 u scab
me:yup u gotta a problem
townie:(after bout 5 min) shut up (then walks off looking confused)
townie:r u a goff?
me:no i m jus spectrumly challenged
townie:wha?!?!? u starting
me:no but you have the personality of an apple
Townie:(after long time)but... apples dnt hav personalities
me:exsactly
Townie:stupid dirty goffik and ur a dyke 2 u scab
me:yup u gotta a problem
townie:(after bout 5 min) shut up (then walks off looking confused)
by taryn November 04, 2004
by geats nelson June 26, 2005
what a townie is
1) a person who wears "rockports" or "nike air trainers"
2)coats-henri Lloyd,GILL,rockport
3) a cap that hangs half of there head
4)or, bleach blonde hair gelled to there head
4) go's around beating ppl up 4 no aperent reason
5)talks like "buzzin" "dont chat" "nugget"
6)they dislike ppl wearing any black clothing
7)they also dislike ppl not listing to hardcore dance or "blazin squad"
8)tonnes of think gold sorerigns, or big loopy earings
9)trackys that are tucked in the socks
10)they dislike ppl who dont smoke
11) they dislike ppl who are ther own individual
In conclusion townies are aload of pricks who really all should be shot dead.
1) a person who wears "rockports" or "nike air trainers"
2)coats-henri Lloyd,GILL,rockport
3) a cap that hangs half of there head
4)or, bleach blonde hair gelled to there head
4) go's around beating ppl up 4 no aperent reason
5)talks like "buzzin" "dont chat" "nugget"
6)they dislike ppl wearing any black clothing
7)they also dislike ppl not listing to hardcore dance or "blazin squad"
8)tonnes of think gold sorerigns, or big loopy earings
9)trackys that are tucked in the socks
10)they dislike ppl who dont smoke
11) they dislike ppl who are ther own individual
In conclusion townies are aload of pricks who really all should be shot dead.
ur walkin down a street and a townie go's "sweaty mosher" or "mosh mosh get a wash" or "f**kin goth ill knock u out" and takes a drag of his/her cig.
by Lucy! April 17, 2004
urk. ppl who wear tracksuits (evry day) an tops dat say "BOSTON" who knows y. they hang round shopping centres, not buying n e thing apart from a big mac. girl townies ave fake louie vuiton bags that r the size of ur hand. sum of them have dummies, hung round their necks on string (in amongst the keys and phone also hangind there), probably for their 3 children. boy townies have fake burbery caps pointin to da sun (although they mostly come out at night, like wearwolves), so therefor there is no point of them.they ride little bikes, so their knees touch their chin.they think theyre "wicked man init" but "naaarrrrrrr mannnnn dey aint init"
townie 1 : so like wat dya wanna do?
townie 2 : u startin on me? u startin?????? u want some BEEF?
townie 1 : oooooo u wan some beef i givin ya some BEEF"!!!!!!
passer-by : do you think he is offering that boy a burger?
townie 1 and 2 : ya startin on me????? i bash ya up maaannnnn !
townie 2 : u startin on me? u startin?????? u want some BEEF?
townie 1 : oooooo u wan some beef i givin ya some BEEF"!!!!!!
passer-by : do you think he is offering that boy a burger?
townie 1 and 2 : ya startin on me????? i bash ya up maaannnnn !
by lilly August 03, 2004
A person that views intelligence as unnecessary and nice behaviour as being homosexual. They consider themselves macho and seek out others especially groups to validate their lack of morals and animalistic behaviour.
by Chav January 09, 2005
Wears tracksuits to the likes of Addidas and Nike, and wears footy shoes and sometimes wears socks really high up covering the bottom of their tracksuit trousers. Listens to trance type music, and has the worst ever attitude. Goes around looking for trouble, and always wanting to hunt down grungers and beat them up for no reason. Might have a ear piercing on the right side to either show that their gay, or a townie, or both in most cases. They are the reason why the UK is a badass place and a complete shithole full of violence and crime. Townies ruin everything.
Townie: Oi there`s a fookin grebby twat there, lets gow jump that stupid dick.
Grunger: Touch me and I`ll shove this knife in your fucking face and beat you all to the ground, and call up all the grungers to hoarde you all and rip your fucking teeth out.
Grunger: Touch me and I`ll shove this knife in your fucking face and beat you all to the ground, and call up all the grungers to hoarde you all and rip your fucking teeth out.
by Jason Groombridge November 13, 2004
A mindless idiot who wears fake burberry products for £5 of the local market and who has poorly dyed blonde hair and who listens to britney spears and 50 cent etc...they wear fake diamond earings and the girls wear bottoms with 'PRINCESS' or 'BABE' written on the back and the men and women wear jackets with an American state on the front such as 'CUBA' or 'BROOKLYN' on the front. They smoke and say 'innit' and swear in every sentence...how pathetic...they pick on goths and punks and grunges because we are different. well it's better to be different than be like one of the rest of them townie bitches/pimps.
Here is my argument i had with 2 townies (a boy and a girl)
Townie 1: oi mate, ere's one of them sado goths
Me: Ahem
Townie 2:HAHA, lets go get da others. then we can kick her in
Townie 1: Move a muscle and you're dead biatch
They ran off to get their mates and i walked off in to mc donalds to meet my mates.
Why tell us not to move then they run off....?!?
Pathetic Wannabes
Townie 1: oi mate, ere's one of them sado goths
Me: Ahem
Townie 2:HAHA, lets go get da others. then we can kick her in
Townie 1: Move a muscle and you're dead biatch
They ran off to get their mates and i walked off in to mc donalds to meet my mates.
Why tell us not to move then they run off....?!?
Pathetic Wannabes
by Gem The Weird One October 24, 2004