tough turd

The turds that hurt really bad as you push them out. They sort of scrape and are slow moving.

Was sitting on the crapper last night battling with tough turd. I almost popped a roid.

by lickmeiamchris November 08, 2006

Internet Toughness

A highly sarcastic term for machismo - implying that the person is so pathetic, they can only intimidate people online. Internet toughness is the opposite of actual toughness.

"Oh? You want to ban me? You don't have the internet toughness for that."

by spacekatgal July 13, 2009

Tough Buff

A typical expression to define late night cruising of the mean streets of Dongguan in specifically a Suzuki Jimny, looking for gay dogging action.

Seamus: Pete, you coming for a pint mate...
Pete: Not me man, I'm off for a session of 'Tough Buff'!
Seamus: ........ Room for one more?

by Metro Shenzhen July 20, 2018

tough bikkies.

"Bikkie" is a New Zealand/Australian abbreviation of "biscuit," and the phrase roughly translates to "Tough luck. But life is hard - even eating biscuits can sometimes be hard - so you should probably just suck it up."

"Dr Toughlove, can I still get credit for the assignment that I've handed in two weeks late?"
"Nope, it's far too late. Tough bikkies."

by FurryFurryKiwi January 15, 2016

rutter tough

To grow up in The Plains, Ohio or anywhere in SouthEast Ohio.

Joe Burrow is rutter tough.

by 740ohio September 09, 2022

Gamer Tough

Someone who acts all tough on online games but in reality, he's/she's just an ordinary person.

John: Dude! I saw this guy on Call of Duty 4. I heard he was tough.

Mark: Oh Toby? No, he's just gamer tough.

by ao-chan July 31, 2009

tough troll

an online troll who can hold his own in the event that a blogger or fellow thread-participant should physically challenge him in a real-life, face-to-face situation

Spencer is one tough troll.

by meeeeeeeeee333 May 12, 2010