Tombstone Moment

That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.

Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.

by Chumley667 January 7, 2012

Torsexual

When you focus on one girl and her name is Tori.

"Man I think I'm in love with a girl named Tori. I think I'm Torsexual

by It's me bihhhh May 19, 2018

Torblet

A joke name referring to Torbjorn Lindholm from Overwatch , he is short and often mistaken for a dwarf. Torblet(s) are used when there is more than one Torbjorn.

There's a horde of Torblets on the enemy team

by SmithinShips November 12, 2018

Torbjørn

The name of an extremely handsome person. He is better then everybody else.

Torbjørn = god

by gud333 October 7, 2019

Torbjørn

Torbjørn is a confident good looking guy. He gets all the girls by his jokes and charm.

Torbjørn you’re the best

by King and Queens November 26, 2019

Tombscrolling

The act of isolating yourself indoors and reading through endless pages of horrible news about the outside world, eventually driving yourself insane with the sheer magnitude of how fucked this world is.

Lara sat there in the dark, tombscrolling until she eventually lost her mind.

by The Red Drakon August 20, 2020

Torbyn

A Jolly man who is great with his friends and loves to mess around in minecraft, he is also quite popular with the ladies

Ooo Torbyn what a casanova

by Taddybar February 3, 2021