When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.
Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*
by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019
Get the Sticky toffee applemug. The absolute dominance of one, who always was, always is and always will be the superior power among a certain topic.
by Tweek Tweak February 6, 2022
Get the toffmug. one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.
the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.
the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.
see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.
the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.
the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.
see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.
pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear
toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno
toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno
by toffee bear November 15, 2009
Get the toffee bearmug. by finnthebest September 24, 2022
Get the toffee andrewmug. To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.
me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"
by Stidder December 6, 2009
Get the Toffee Bulletmug. by Salt Potato squad December 30, 2020
Get the Toffee Crispmug. by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016
Get the Toffee Fingermug.