Sticky toffee apple

When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.

Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*

by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019

Scrotum toffee

When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.

OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!

by Fatty wep 1738 April 24, 2016

toff

The absolute dominance of one, who always was, always is and always will be the superior power among a certain topic.

I will toff the whole industry.

by Tweek Tweak February 6, 2022

toff

a toff is an upper class snob who rides horses and usally doesn't get out of bed for less than £1000000

being a posh snob is so great! its so good but i only get 1000000 every week being a toff is basically being rich!

by fuckor November 1, 2020

ten pound toffees

Extersy or Gary's m8888 get fucked on em init shoutout to my man josh

I can't wait for them ten pound toffees tonight me g

by Shss December 13, 2017

Toffee Bullet

To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.

me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"

by Stidder December 6, 2009

ayigbe toffee

a local Ghanaian toffee that is eaten to offer the eater common sense.

He needs to eat ayigbe toffee cos he seems to have lost his senses over his new girlfriend

by Kligler Iron Agar December 12, 2017