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Sticky toffee apple

When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.
Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*
by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019
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Toffee

A silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie.
Person 1: "Have you seen Toffee?"

Person 2: "Did you mean a silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie?"

Person 1: "Yeah."
by RevlisYoursTruly March 28, 2024
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Toffees

Nicknmame for Everton Football Club's players and/or fans.
I hope the toffees do well this season!
by Ur mum sells avon March 6, 2019
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toff

The absolute dominance of one, who always was, always is and always will be the superior power among a certain topic.
by Tweek Tweak February 6, 2022
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toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.
pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno
by toffee bear November 15, 2009
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toffee andrew

toffee also known as andrew is so amazing and i love him ?P
girl 1:have you seen toffee andrew
finn:sure have hes cool
by finnthebest September 24, 2022
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Scrotum toffee

When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.
OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!
by Fatty wep 1738 May 30, 2016
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