toddlerness

toddler like

I was weird in my age of toddlerness

by Empiregaming13 May 3, 2018

Tablet Toddler

Synonym for iPad kid

“Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“

by Mckj May 4, 2022

Toddlerism

A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.

My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer

by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014