today

the greatest day i've ever known

today is the greatest day i've ever known

by futuramafan March 7, 2008

toad hopper

When someone fucks a girl with genital warts and eats her out while saying ribbity

Hey James I heard you gave her a toad hopper how was it?
It tasted like metal and it burns my cock when I piss

by Bob Sullivan April 27, 2014

S today's D

S, short for suck and D, short for dick. Literally means, to suck on (or off) the male private part belonging to the current day. More commonly, it is an metaphorical expression that defines ones disinterest toward the necessary tasks or obligations (work, school, studying, hw) one must complete in the day afoot. Usually a mental note to self, as opposed to a statement.

Everyday I wake up to my crappy life, with my crappy dead end job, drink a cup of crappy bobo brand coffee and sigh (thinking, time to S today's D)

by likeascreename? February 28, 2010

Hotty Toddy

Simply the best damned fight song in the history of college sports, "Hotty Toddy" can be heard at any Ole Miss football game, whether on the road or at home in Oxford at the Grove and in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium.

Hotty Toddy starts with the simple question - "Are you ready?"

The crowd responds:

Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!

Are you ready?
Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!

by Faulknerswhiskey May 10, 2006

Today

My dad's birthday

Today is my daddy's birthday

by Jadzzz July 12, 2017

It Dies Today

Absolutely amazing metalcore band from Buffalo NY. Some of their songs include: Sentiments of You, Deprevity Waltz, A Threnody For Modern Romance..etc

If you like metalcore this is the band to listen too

I slam danced my fucking brains out when It Dies Today played A Threnody For Modern Romance live.

by Geoff January 13, 2005

Toad Falcon

A rather large mythical creature that has elements of both a toad and a falcon. It feasts on hippopotimi and often clashes with the praying mantis lion. They reach heights of up to 4 silver backs stacked on top of each other,weigh approximately 2.75 tons and have talons that could scoop a small child up with ease. Be cautious while in the vicinity of this might beast.

While Ronny was throwing his 32nd annual pool party a mighty toad falcon swooped down from the heavens and snatched christy and Justin with its monsterous talons and took them to the nest of Mt.Baconayse and proceeded to annhilate their flesh and bones.

by T8key0medic1ne March 2, 2009