porn

any material that becomes uninteresting directly after masturbating.

Maxim, youporn, grannies if you're into that.

by fibonacci's boner January 29, 2010

Porn

The key to unity and peace on Earth.

If all of those grumpy, mean leaders and terrorists in the world would put down the bombs for a little while and checked out some porn, the world would be a better place forever. It's a fact.

by MeSilvioI October 27, 2009

porn

gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.

porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.

by sema February 15, 2005

Porn

The most effective virus to the male brain and in rare occurrence a occurs in females, the virus causes a person's right hand to change and can leave a male with premature ejaculation, usually exists in the form of a visual clip

It's obvious Jason watches porn

by Krispywitch235 March 24, 2017

Porn

To put a penis in a vagina

Lets have porn

by September 14, 2020

Porn

I think you're on the wrong website. You disgust me.

Johny told Sam what porn was, he didn't quite understand so he looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Poor Sam.

by ProfessorUrban June 14, 2015

Porn

Old paintings your grandparents like to wack off to, publicly, in the museums.

"I'm feeling horny," says Ruth "Maybe I should go wack off to some of Michelangelo's nude paintings. Respectable porn."

by Proud Nudist October 08, 2009