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Kleenex & Q-Tips

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.
Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.
by Kahoki February 1, 2009
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Dick's Tips

The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.

Miracle of the internet.

How to achieve serenity.

A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips
-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'

-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'

-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'
by Sandy, The Dog Voice April 29, 2011
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Frosted Tips

When you just take a fat shit and when you go to wipe your asshole, your anal hairs are hardened by shit.
John: "Why is Jeff celebrating in the bathroom?"
Jerry: "He's probably just feeling accomplished that he got frosted tips after eating tacos at Laura's last night."
by tidalmasa January 3, 2020
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B8 tips

In online casinos an ebeggar will often send a small tip as bait to catch the attention of a whale (wealthy player). The ebeggar's objective is to hopefully receive a much bigger tip in return at some later date. This strategy is using a social norm known as Reciprocity in which a good deed done by one person creates a sort of obligation to return the favour in the mind of others. It is a common tactic used by Social Engineers.
ebeggar: hey bro, I don't have much bro but I send you what I can bro, good luck bro.

whale: wigga don't be sending me fucking b8 tips, it distracts my game, I ain't sending you shit.
by Ghostnipple January 1, 2020
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Blue Tips

Old women who travel with tour groups. So noted because of their hair color.
Yeah, I've got a load of Blue Tips coming in from Clearwater tomorrow.
by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006
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linis tec tips

A fucking brilliant YouTuber that does tec vids. He runs multiple channels and is a millionaire. Go and wach him NOW he's so funny.
Man I love linis tec tips.
by I love linis tec tips September 24, 2020
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Dick Tips

A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.
Ryan won fifty dollars from steve in a hot game of underground Dick Tips
by LBS Bandit May 28, 2008
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