The Times

Not to be mistaken with The time, a band accompanied by Prince and one of director Kevin Smith's characters Jay and Silent Bob favorite bands.

The Times is used described as how life is going. It can be used to describe your life or how the world is doing.

Come gather round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
Youll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin
Then you better start swimmin
Or youll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin
(~ Bob Dylan, The Times They are a-changing)

by Aguyok? August 4, 2009

dark times

Synonymous with bad times. Heard during the first Harry Potter movie

Oooo those were dark times when we took Economics a few quarters ago. Dark, dark times

by Anonymous November 18, 2001

dark times

The hours after sunset and before dawn. Speficically, those hours when you're awake and don't want to be.

I've got to get up for my show at 4am this Saturday. Dark times!

by The Grammar Nazi November 20, 2001

high times

1. Popular Weed Magazine

2. "High Times" is a funny name to call someone who is really high and does some dumb shit.
Ex: "Nice move High Times"

OR

a funny name to call someone who looks really baked. Ex:"Whats up High Times?"

high times

by blackshirts420 March 6, 2010

Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

by the milk man667 June 12, 2019

your-age-minus-seven-times-two

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.

Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.

by DoesNotExist October 26, 2009

Good Times Syndrome

IN BRIEF: A time when something good is about to happens, but it ends up messed up or brought down by somebody or something.

NOTE: Good Times Syndrome is based on the TV show 'Good Times', when something good happens, it always end up unsuccessful by fate.

GOOD TIMES:
A TV show that aired way back in the 70's, which illustrated the life of a black family living in the projects.

The TV show became an instant classic thanks to the lively yet scrawny character J.J. Evans aka "Kid Dyn-o-mite"

The other characters were Florida (the compassionate mother), James Sr (the discplinarian father), Thelma (the hot sister), Michael (the pre-pubescent annoying kid brother), Willona (the intruding next door neighbor), and Bookman aka "Buffalo Butt" (the fatass super who everyone makes fun of)

The show also featured the acting debut of Janet Jackson as Penny (the cute but wiseass orphaned child)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 13, 2010