Toddler crush

The person you had a crush on when you were very young

I remember watching Get Smart as a three year old. Agent 99 was my "toddler crush".

by Boots Nutwood March 16, 2017

toddler in chief

When our president, or someone in charge with great responsibility, acts or reacts in an immature or childlike manner, especially in a way diminishes the prestige associated with their position by making statements or taking actions that are widely considered unreasonable, ridiculous, appalling or disgusting.

Senator Bob Corker was really on point when he made the comment about the White House being an adult day-care. Did you hear about the way our "Toddler In Chief "reacted to criticism about the way he treated a fallen soldiers widow on the phone, basically calling the widow a liar?

by Chas501 December 4, 2017

Toddlerance

Having the alcohol tolerance of a toddler.

Meredith showed her toddlerance when she got drunk off of three sips of a beer.

by Dmbgirl75 January 24, 2019

Toddler Lean

Any cough medicine used to make kids go to sleep. Also can be used by adults when they don't want to use adult medicine.

Her son wouldn't go to bed so she put a little toddler lean in his sippy cup and he went right to bed.

by ASChicagoan June 27, 2019

Tiddle

A mythical cryptid creature depicted in traditional German folklore.Described by Lutherian monks as “extremely grotesque in figure with rodent and goblin like qualities”. The tiddle is known to roam the pine woods of Germany and has been spotted on multiple occasions, the most notable case in 1925 when it was supposedly shot dead by a German farmer (ended up being a hoax in order to gain money during the German Great Depression). The tiddle is said to have lured children by small German villages by enchanting them with asweet German dessert known as Karamellscheibe. In 1895 there was a strange and mysterious case of a young 8 year old girl vanishing and never being seen again, with reports of a squealing like disturbance in the local forest. The mystery of the tiddle is a strange tale with its last known sighting being in a swampy lowland near dusseldorf in July 2018 by French hikers who claim the squealing\screeching sound was uniquely profound and caused their ear drums to rupture

Cologne folklore song from the 1600s: tiddle tiddle versteck deine Kinder im Wald versteck deine Kinder im Sumpf!

by Ariel helwani February 4, 2020

tiddle

tiddle; another word for little, little bit, a little

“That’s a little much” —
“yea just a tiddle”

by Gibbyeatsass2 May 15, 2020

Toddler Test

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss

"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"

by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021