twatch

n. English, derived from twat and bitch. Refers to a woman who doesn't thank a man for sending her flowers.

That twatch didn't even call me after I sent her flowers!

by myfavoriteadam August 27, 2008

Twatch

To watch pornography/ sexual things.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

by sayoko March 22, 2007

Margaret Thatcher

Apparently the "worst" PM Britain ever had, yet she was voted into power 11 years in a row, and her party 18 years.

Took us out of the 1979 winter of discontent and stopped organised labour groups from running the country. An individualist, a strong woman and a damn good PM.

Put Britain on the largest bull market the world has ever seen, namely lasting 12 years.

Thats why she was the longest serving PM there has ever been in this country.

Maggie Thatcher, Tory PM.

by poopoomoomoo July 25, 2008

Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

thatchai

The most greatest, least selfish person in the whole world!!!! So jokes & just generally bants to be around xox

Yo Thatchai!! You're jokes.

by agdisnauka July 12, 2017

Milo thatch

A character from Disney's Atlantis:The Lost Empire, who wants to find the lost city of Atlantis.

Ze mole: Milo Thatch, you have disturbedthe dirt

by Temmenarruc July 22, 2017

twatch

mix of a twat and a bitch

You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!

by JP September 14, 2004