Tree Trunking

Term used when a man with a huge penis rags a women hard.

Joey- Did you bed Kelly last nite
Pete- Yeah man i gave the biggest tree trunking you have ever seen. In the face!

by Joel Rice March 23, 2006

Thinking-Cap

When your dumb ass is so dumb that you need to wear a helmet when doing normal activities such as riding the short bus or sleeping. Also, randomly dropping face first out of nowhere may be a side effect.

Dave's dumb ass fell straight out of his chair the other night and ate carpet, luckily he was wearing his thinking-cap.

by Sloth Fucker October 7, 2013

Back-of-the-Mask Thinking

When the crisp-and-crude method of calculation, which yields an approximate instead of an exact answer to a problem, is done on a mask rather than on an envelope or a napkin.

With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus September 20, 2020

Trunking

To wave your penis up and down in front of a females face in such a manner were it seems like it is an Elephants Trunk.

"I was trunking this girl last night, it was totally awesome!"

by ZuFe December 1, 2011

Snuffleupagus Trunking

When two homosexual men wrap/rub their hairy balls together.

Yall are so gay, I bet when you go elephant trunking you do Snuffleupagus Trunking at the same time.

by ATXPLX August 22, 2008

Egoseismic thinking

The belief that wherever you go, earthquakes flee from your presence.

I moved to California a year ago, and there haven't been any earthquakes at all. It must be me.

That's really Egocentric thinking.

No, that's Egoseismic thinking.

by Nbertz June 12, 2012

egoseismic thinking

The practice of thinking one's self is responsible for the frequency and location of seismic activity i.e and earthquake.

Link: "When I moved to California, there haven't been any earthquakes. I think they stopped because of me."

Rhett: "That's some egoseismic thinking, Link."

by Tiggy Mythical Beast June 12, 2012