Poop Thong

Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:

a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"

"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."

"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"

"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"

"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"
by PoonStabba and the PussPatrol November 05, 2012
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thong strap

Self explanatory: A strap of a thong.

These will often be seen rising above a womans hips, especially when sitting down. A thong strap pulled above the pants by itself is a fashion statement on its own, although it is usually part of a whale tail.
Jacob was tempted to pull on Lisa's thong strap, thus giving her a wedgie.
by DubeOne January 07, 2009
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Thong

a way to cover the pussy without hiding the ass
i hate how girls wear thongs just to make sure they can somehow show off their ass
by showrtay February 24, 2012
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false thong

When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.
Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''
by Eric March 06, 2005
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thong-dollaz

Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
As used in questionable content... Faye- "Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible"
by doireallyhavetodothis?? January 13, 2007
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Thong Burn

When a thong leaves a burn, or rash in ur butt crack.
Your butt crack burns from your thong
by Loryn June 20, 2005
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thong fan

a pantyfan who is not noticable in the fandom, but if you look close enough you’ll notice that they’re there. Closet pantyfans, closet fans.
1. Willow was a thong fan of Tara before she came out and admitted she was gay.

2. "Bones? Oh yeah, I sometimes watch that," the thong fan said, while covertly deleting her secret file of David Boreanaz photos.
by JoyTKP September 29, 2006
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