the classy thing

when a girl is giving you a handjob and right before she cums, she puts it in her mouth to avoid making a mess

I though she would do the classy thing, but she didn't, and now I have cum in my hair.

by Garrett Sheive November 12, 2012

we are a thing

To be in a pre-relationship before actually dating.

"We are a thing" don't tell other people though.

by Snap man February 2, 2018

thin line

The line between being friends and being lovers. If you become close friends first if one friend has feelings for the other and the other person just wants to keep it the way it was.

from the song Thin Line by Jurassic 5 featuring Nelly Furtado.

"please respect the thin line"

by thecopsdaughter January 17, 2009

dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

it's uvula but cardi dropped out of school

The small piece of soft tissue dangling over the tongue is the dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

by anonymous September 15, 2020

long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)

(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Used to describe an event, object or person which is of little importance. Stems from the fact that chickens (at least those bred as food) have wings but can't fly, rendering the wings unimportant. Can be used in place of a reassuring "don't worry about it" statement but often used as a sarcastic retort suggesting that which is being described is really not as important as the person saying it believes

Dave: Man I can't beleive I have to work on Saturday
Steve: Hey man, it ain't no thing but a chicken wing

OR

Dave: I got toally carved up by some d*ckhead white van at the roundabout
Steve: So? It ain't no thing but a chicken wing

by TheDirtyYoungMan January 7, 2008

thin whistler

Also known as a "silent but deadly". The Thin Whistler is the hot, stingy flatulence that usually occurs after a spicy meal. It is “thin” as a result of the straw size diameter your anus achieves while evacuating the “whistle” of fresh, hellish, doom. The Thin Whistler is especially unique because of its reputation for lingering in the room that it was deployed in. Wallpaper has been know to curl off the walls whilst innocent flowers frown.

My anus just melted from the sheer heat that came off that thin whistler.

by pb_destroyer February 21, 2012