Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".

Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.

by BookinWorm June 12, 2023

Vortex

Mad Miran, Kit Seymour, DJ Fart in the club, Kia, Ploy, Simo Cell

“Who is that playing b2b2b2b2b?”

“It’s Vortex”

by vortexlover September 6, 2023

Fyre Vortex

A loser addicted to FPS without any experience in social interaction. Most commonly found yelling at their team about reinforcing bedroom or rushing B or peaking catwalk when the enemy has an awp. Will only play Ranked because casual is for pussies. Can be located in the match when maining Blitz or Jäger. Is extremely toxic but wont admit they are wrong. In Overwatch they dont switch off Hanzo because they belive they are rhe best there is.

Bill: “WHY DIDNT ANYONE REINFORCE HATCH????”
Bobby: Chill out you are being A Fyre Vortex

Ammy: “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUSHING B WITHOUT BOMB???”
Cindy: “Fucking Fyre Vortex ass mutherfucker”

by PaulSkeetman October 4, 2018

vortex

fat fucking cunt

hey vortex u fat fuck

by Vortex is fat July 24, 2021

Vortexers

The people from Vortex that no one likes. They come over to Myth purely to start shit. No one likes them.

All these stupid Vortexers keep coming onto the forums and start shit with the staff.

by redboy6thave1 June 25, 2015

Vortex As Fuck

Something that would be used by, done by, or listened to by the Vortex Club in Life is Strange.

The some you were listening to was Vortex As Fuck!!!

by ChristopherTheWriter September 2, 2015

plot vortex

Plot vortex is the phenomenon of playing in a role playing game, resists getting caught up in the plot, but does anyway, because otherwise you’re stuck in the bar, drowning your sorrows in a cuppa, watching dreams of adventure slip from your grasp.

Carolina decided to give up her successful psychologist-to-the-stars practice to tumble into the PLOT VORTEX and oppose the NSA and enable the escape of the schizophrenic hacker, obsessed with following the instructions in their head to build an alien tech robot with artificial intelligence.

by CapUSA33 April 21, 2023