meme peasant

Someone who is particularly bad or a novice at making memes; often using wrong meme characters with incorrect phrases, linking to google searches instead of the actual meme in a group chat or too lazy to actually find or make a meme and instead just paraphrases what a meme would say from a Geico commercial.

"<old man voice and holding a fishing pole> oh you gotta be quicker than that next time."

"wow what a meme peasant!"

by LeMemeGod April 21, 2017

peasant phone

A phone that is not the most current iPhone.

Hey, dude, did you see that new peasant phone by HTC? It has LOLdroid 2.1 on it.

by LOLdroid July 18, 2010

peasant cell

A plain and simple cell phone that can only be used to make calls.

my phone can take pictures, shoot video and play mp3's what about you? Wow my peasant cell can only make phone calls.

by mjamesa January 12, 2009

techno-peasant

Someone who has been shunned from the tech savvy world we now live in. Many software programs require some software, computer or tech knowledge to operate. Not having this basic knowledge can leave you confused. Programs written for techno-peasants are the key to these individuals future.

I received an email from a volunteer saying that "even a techno-peasant can understand Shiftboard and picked up their shifts for our event. Scheduling made easy for even us techno-peasants"!

by Munterhitch October 4, 2010

Peasant Carriage

Most means of public transportation
IE: Bus, Train, Coach etc.

Me "Why not just get a bus and save money"
Mark "I must contest, I refuse to travel on the peasant carriage"
Me: "Thou must protest as your financial situation is dyer"
Mark "Once yonder giro is cashed ones means of transportation would become more favourable kind sir"

by Syharrisonb July 16, 2011

rich peasant

same as a potato jedi

i'm a rich peasant

by wow_mr.binklebopple November 15, 2017

Peasant-year

A unit of value. One peasant-year is equal to the cost of employing one peasant (anyone making minimum wage) for a year.

For example: in the USA minimum wage is $7.25 an hour and peasants are legally entitled to time off, meaning a peasant-year is equal to $7.25 an hour * 40 hours a week * 50 weeks, or $14,500.

Jeff Bezos has a net worth of $184.6 billion, or 12,731,034.5 peasant-years.

by Pagan God of Memes February 12, 2021