by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 23, 2021
Get the standing missionarymug. Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.
“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”
by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025
Get the Missionary Power Bottommug. where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.
boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"
girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."
boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"
girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."
boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"
by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021
Get the no missionary marchmug. 
A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.
Aka saucey group tackle.
Aka saucey group tackle.
Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.
by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022
Get the Missionary BBQmug. by Topdeck July 4, 2015
Get the non-missionarymug. It's a sex style that is mainly used for first timer it's the type you see on a movie, Its when the girl lay's on her back and the boy comes on top of her in put it in her
Harmony: So what happened you and Kemon Last night
Sincere: What?! oh nothing happened
Harmony: I know that face. Did you and kemon lose it?
Sincere: Uh, Yeah, it was both our first time so we did missionary style
Harmony: oh it was his first time? you couldn't tell, was it good
Sincere: it was pretty good
Kemon: Hey, bae what yall talkin about
Sincere: What?! oh nothing happened
Harmony: I know that face. Did you and kemon lose it?
Sincere: Uh, Yeah, it was both our first time so we did missionary style
Harmony: oh it was his first time? you couldn't tell, was it good
Sincere: it was pretty good
Kemon: Hey, bae what yall talkin about
by Da_real_5starr_bitch February 2, 2024
Get the missionarymug.