a fat ass that likes big black cock up his ass and lives rent free in his moms home with his 30 in dildo
by vedcon May 20, 2020
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2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....
Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!
Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!
Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason
Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!
Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason
by COUSCOUSISMYMAN January 1, 2012
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by dudeman696969 May 29, 2019
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by Tsquare44 November 24, 2019
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Dude i masoned her last night
by Your loving uncle March 27, 2019
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They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023
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