tickle the koala

Putting a lot of effort into a useless task.

Don't tickle the koala by trying to convince Bob to do this.

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)

PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.

by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012

Horny Koala

A short girl that likes being picked up and fucked.

Jim said his girlfriend is a horny koala.

by Batrmmmf December 19, 2014

Koala Shit

a word used to describe girls when the act cute and cuddly until she becomes comfortable and you learn shes actually an anti-touch person.

Person A- "Bro...she seemed so nice when i met her, we always snuggled and she was so cute, and then we started hanging out and... BAM! BITCH MODE!"

Person B- "Dude... she went KOALA SHIT on yo ass!"

by ayyobro9 May 8, 2011

dick koala

When a girl likes her boyfriends dick so much that she clings to it like a koala

Gabby has been acting like a real dick koala ever since she started dating travis.

by cresttotalwhite March 29, 2017

comrade koala

Noun
Com•rade ko•a•la
Slang for Kamala Harris, first female vice president of the US. Smooth brained koala's, being unable to recognize food unless it's on a tree and having no idea what rain is; is synonymous with the Vice President, who laughs uncontrollably at questions she can't answer and is a genuine idiot.

"Oh, look, Comrade Koala is laughing hysterically at another serious question."

by All Amendments Matter September 23, 2021

kenny koala

Another definition for the police in Australia, derived from the police mascot who is called kenny koala

As in, here comes kenny koala to ruin our fun.

by dan13l May 31, 2006