Graveyard Mouth

A girl's mouth that has seen so much semen in it's day that it carries the dead souls of the billions of kids shot into it.

Andrew: Yo I just kissed Sarah
Evan: Aw hell nah bro that hoe has graveyard mouth
Andrew: Aw shit
Evan: You just made out with a whole country 💀

by Zeb244 February 5, 2023

Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die

Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 4, 2022

The Graveyard

The act of having sexual contact and the male jizzing into his own bellybutton. The women then licks the cum out of the mans bellybutton and spits it back on the mans face.

Kyle: Yo wtf Ashley was so weird last night
Chad: Why what did she do?
Kyle: She did the graveyard on me bro
Chad: fucking nasty bro

by Juicy Jew42 May 16, 2019

Graveyard Stew

Leftover cornbread, warm milk, and sugar to taste. A dish eaten after a long ass night shift.

Jerry worked a double and was so thrashed he could only muster some graveyard stew for dinner.

by LadyDi10 May 28, 2025

Groupchat graveyard

The mound of forgotten, forlorn groupchats piling up at the bottom of your messages list.

Tombstones in the groupchat graveyard often read “Ibiza 2016 🔥”, “Victoria’a bdayyyy”, or, more tragically, “4ever Squad” and “Ride-or-dies”.

According to legend, some of the groupchats in the graveyard may be haunted by the people who acquired your friends’ old phone numbers.

1: “What was the name of that guy I hooked up with at Sara’s brother’s wedding?”
2: “Check the groupchat graveyard hun.”

by daltonjfk October 30, 2019

Throwing a graveyard

To react negatively to something cringe-worthy, often denoted by numerous skull emojis.

Bro 1: “Bro did you see that cringe Insta post?”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I saw it last night and I was throwing a graveyard.”

Last night: “Dude wtf 💀💀💀💀💀”

by FatherWreck August 5, 2022