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Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad
I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad
by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016
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Dress the Throne

Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.
I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.

I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
by Seuodikno September 16, 2019
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Upper-Dressing

Dressing for a good appearance, but only from the waist up.
Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.

Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.

The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.
by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020
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Up A Dress

For Example, if you like a teacher you would say: Sir I Up A Dress You 1000.
The number refers to how much you like the person, the higher the number the more you like them
by Wavid Daliams March 17, 2019
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Dress Code

A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.
Person 1-Wow did you see the Alexis got dress coded.
Person 2- The dress code stinks!
by lexi4567 September 15, 2021
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Princess dress

When one person talks about a subject, then makes a really vague reference to something else. And entirely changes the subject, with none of the observers following the red line.
Adam this is another princess dress scenario, I don't know what the hell you are talking about!
by DieDuck December 28, 2015
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salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”
by 9tea December 1, 2021
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