ditch licker

(noun) Male or female who performs the act of cunnilingus. Sometimes used as a derogatory term for lesbians.

If it smells good, EAT IT!
Her pussy was so beautiful it made me proud to be a skilled ditch licker.
by Grue December 15, 2003
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Ditch pig

Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes:

A)Ugly
B)Really Fat
C)Smells of B.O.
D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth
E)Is Visibly Dirty
F)Loudmouth Social Retard
G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong.
H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"
The women on Jerry Springer Show are all Ditch Pigs.
by Bloody Abo September 03, 2006
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e-Ditch

To ditch someone in the middle of a instant messenger conversation.
I didn't feel like talking to her, so i e-ditched her ass on AIM.
by sue doe nim. July 23, 2008
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the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch
by caspertyme May 03, 2010
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Ditch and Run

If you are in a section at a concert just above the floor, you ditch your seat,hop over the control gate,once on the floor, you hide in the crowd and hope it works or your ass is thrown out!!
Good Luck!!!
"My seat really sucks, i'm going to do a ditch and run to the floor when security is not looking!"
by almost famous420 March 06, 2009
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ditch parrot

Another name for a Chinese ringneck pheasant
Let's go to South Dakota and hunt them ditch parrots
by I piss knowledge November 02, 2020
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