Durwood Clapper

The hottest character from the flop 2013 game My Muppets Show.

"Dude, Durwood Clapper is such a beautiful man"

by Gorno August 25, 2025

Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

Clapper

An object used to strike something or someone

Ex: baseball bat, metal pipe

David better stop playing before I hit him with my clapper.

by daisybaxe November 20, 2020

clappers

Super fat ass cheeks.

Damn, Elizabeth walked and she really has the clappers.

by BigDickCally December 18, 2017

Walter Booty Clapper

someone who will molest you with a three thousand foot poll that come out from in between someones legs
and they will clap your booty all night long

Lucas is a real Walter Booty Clapper

by Walter Booty Clapper October 28, 2022

bone clapper

The process of smacking someone's ass and feeling nothing but bone.

Hey man, just smacked her ass and it was just bone, guess I'm a bone clapper.

by PyroCoconut June 24, 2019

Ass clapper

When someone rips a giant fart and the shock waves result in a clapping sound as it smacks the cheeks

While sitting at the bar Will looked over at the boys and said he's got an absolute ass clapper brewing right now.

by MasterBlaster6548 March 2, 2022