by jamatronuim March 5, 2025
Get the coronavirus chicken cheeseburgermug. by u_are_hawt123 April 14, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. Even a staggering number of deaths such as a couple hundred thousand is still a small number of the world's population, as a couple million is a small number of the world's population. A lightning strike or a shark attack is a real danger, it's not a hoax, and it is potentially deadly, but for how long does each person that watched the movie Jaws or Twister (or saw footage of one of these incidents on the news) let the risk dictate their entire future life (whether they go outside or in the ocean again). A year and a half into the pandemic, you would think people would wake up. For how much longer do you take every order, follow every mandate, and fall into every line you are told to? When will people realize that the darkest hour comes when they allow it by dreaming or sleepwalking instead of waking up and fighting?
The coronavirus can kill you, so can lightning, wild animals, diseases, other people, car accidents, falls, and an endless list of things you can go through life letting fear dictate what you do and don't do. A life not lived seems worse than getting sick, life is worth losing. By living every day, you are endangering yourself and other people, when you drive to work, you are potentially endangering yourself and other people, you are part of the problem like everyone else is, and it's unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021
Get the Coronavirusmug. Person 1: Wait, it's all a jojo reference?
Person 2: The coronavirus-19 always was a reference
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that!
Person 2: The coronavirus-19 always was a reference
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that!
by LeafyIsHere420 January 28, 2021
Get the coronavirus-19mug. A virus that was made in Wuhan, China by a stupid ass, dumb ass, bat soup eating Chinese person. Some people don’t believe it and Some gettin all the toilet paper. It’s probably the Karens tbh.
Trump: You should inject lysol into your body to kill the Coronavirus.
Lysol: Please do not put our products into your body please.
Everyone in America: Dont listen to that stupid ass man.
Lysol: Please do not put our products into your body please.
Everyone in America: Dont listen to that stupid ass man.
by assassin of the arts April 27, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
Get the Coronavirusmug. A shot consisting of 0.5 ounces of silver tequila, 0.5 ounces of Jager and 0.5 ounces of Rumple Minze.
Hey sexy lady, give me that coronavirus shot!
Hey everyone! The next rounds on me. Coronavirus shots for everyone!
The coronavirus shot gave me the worst hangover of my life!
Hey everyone! The next rounds on me. Coronavirus shots for everyone!
The coronavirus shot gave me the worst hangover of my life!
by Dereleek March 12, 2020
Get the Coronavirus shotmug.