dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 11, 2005

badger's arse

A person with unfortunate looks.

A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.

"She has a face like a Badger's Arse!"

"Man, I feel rough as a Badger's Arse"

by JParry June 20, 2007

dirty badger

Putting it in the back door, then putting it in the front door, without doing anything in between.

Ross gave James' mum a dirty badger last night.

by stephisgreat December 28, 2010

Badger Blood

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Mountain Dew Amp energy drink and whiskey. After consuming several of these, one gains a honey badger level of not giving a shit and an overall feeling of invincibility. Morning after side effects include but are not limited to: total memory loss, feeling as if a King Cobra had bitten your entire body over and over again, and stomach issues from consuming gross amounts of unknown foods that you would normally not eat. Orgin of the term comes from "bros" that consume the beverage and compared it to actually drinking the blood of a honey badger to gain the feeling of everyday honey badger life.

Bro 1: "Bro, what the hell happened last night?"

Bro 2: "What happened? You drank to much badger blood and decided to make out with Rick's girlfriend, buy shots for 15 random broads, fight a hawk in a farm field and then proceeded to consume 4 beefy crunch burritos while screaming at a wall."

by Ethon July 17, 2013

sketchy badger

A bitch who thinks he is sneaky as fuck but everyone knows about his doings.

Jose is the biggest sketchy badger!

by REICHSTEIG January 12, 2018

Roudy badger

roudy badger is a badger on a mission to mess your shit up with its millitant attitude .these badgers are not to be messed with they usally only attack forest dwellers/campers but have been known to attack randoms!There only kown habbitat is freshwater !WARNIG these badgers can open zips.

punch those roudy badgers through the tent!

did you see the look in those roudy badgers eyes!

by cobiow August 23, 2009