Pull an Ark

To say something completely random in order to change the current topic of conversation.

Person 1: So i got a vesectomy today.
Person 2: So no more kids huh?
Person 3: BUTTSECKS!
Person 2: Hows the buttsecks working out for you?
Person 1: Don't Pull an Ark on me!

by yearghable December 21, 2006

Ark Comes Alive

A amazing overhaul mod, just this

im lazy to think about something, ark comes alive

by JooJ, The Bird January 22, 2017

Ark at ee

Look at him

Ark at EE walking about like an ard nut

by the one and only Jx July 09, 2022

Ark at ee

Bristolian slang = Look at him

You can also add "mind" on the end for no reason at all or for dramatic effect.

Ark at ee walking about like an ard nut.

Ark at ee, mind!

by the one and only Jx July 09, 2022

Ark Moment

A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.

Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.

by Soob12 October 19, 2023

Joker Ark

In reference to "The Joker"; when a person has become a menace to society (general tomfooleries, "jokes" that are far beyond the acceptable standard, crime, dastardly behavior )

person 1: "Man, did you hear what Josiah said in the car? That was downright dastardly!"
person 2: "I know! He must be going through his Joker Ark."

by PeepeeGod6969 August 30, 2021

ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.

1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"

by jmitch77 November 08, 2016