thor's knuckle baby daycare

thor's knuckle baby daycare is where thor's knuckle babys go when thor is playing MTG.

Thor - Do you want to play some high level games of Magic ?

RJ - What about thor's knuckle baby daycare

Thor - Fuck you RJ

RJ - Have you seen my dick ?

Thor's knuckle babys - we are legion

by beavers kids January 5, 2012

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Thor: The Dark World (also known as Thor 2) is an upcoming American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character Thor, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. It will be the sequel to 2011's Thor and the eighth installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Alan Taylor directed the screenplay by Christopher Yost, Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, which stars Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Stellan Skarsgård, Idris Elba, Christopher Eccleston, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Kat Dennings, Ray Stevenson, Zachary Levi, Tadanobu Asano, Jaimie Alexander, Rene Russo and Anthony Hopkins.
Development of Thor: The Dark World began in April 2011, when producer Kevin Feige announced plans for a sequel to follow the crossover film The Avengers. In July 2011, Kenneth Branagh, the director of Thor, withdrew from the project. Brian Kirk and Patty Jenkins were considered to direct the film before Taylor was hired in January 2012. The supporting cast filled out in August 2012, with the hiring of Eccleston, Dennings and Akinnuoye-Agbaje. Principal photography began in September 2012 in Surrey, England with filming continuing in Iceland and London, before wrapping up in December 2012. Like the first film, Thor: The Dark World will be converted to 3D in post-production.
Thor: The Dark World is scheduled to be released on November 8, 2013.

Premise for Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Set one year after The Avengers, Thor battles to save all the Nine Realms from a mysterious enemy older than the universe itself. A primeval race led by Malekith, who is out for revenge, intends to plunge the universe into darkness. Confronted by an enemy that even Odin and Asgard cannot overcome, Thor must reunite with Jane Foster and set out on a dangerous journey that will force him to make the ultimate sacrifice.

by The Centurion May 5, 2013

Up to some thor shit

A phrase used to describe ones sexual escapades, utilizing ones penis as the hammer of the gods.

I was up to some thor shit last night if you know what I mean, swinging my hammer and stuff...wink

by bhamned June 9, 2011

plunt thor tunder tits

The action taken by a little man against all that is fun and enjoyable. This man takes fun and turns it into something hurt ful. Then a bigger man gets even.

See "The People v. Colin Lothrop murder case." Or visit Sean Rohan's grave.

by Clothroman April 13, 2005

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

thor

tall guy, not that good looking ,needed saving

(infinity war reference)

mantis: you’re the ones thor told us about
tony: you know thor
quill: yes :)

by strawberrypenguin July 9, 2019