perfect stranger

A person who you have never met or seen before in your entire life, a person who you have never known before and who has never known you before, and is not, and never was in any way, related to you.

The person I met at the mall today was a perfect stranger.

by He who knows11 January 15, 2011

Stranger things

Litterally the best show ever

I finished stranger things season 1 and 2 in a whole night

by Deep fried May 29, 2018

welcome stranger

A variation of "the stranger" masturbation technique, where the participant sits on both hands until they go numb, then uses one to masturbate while the other lies across their chest like the fond embrace of someone who loves them, occasionally wiping away tears.

It was the anniversary of my wife's death on Saturday, so I gave myself a Welcome Stranger, and it felt like she was still here.

by ash flame March 2, 2014

Cleveland Stranger

It's when you blow an anonymous out of work factory worker in an alley behind a bar.

I feel so disgusting, last night I preformed a Cleveland Stranger outside if the bar.

by Yevgena R. July 13, 2012

Stranger Changer

When you have a child and you enlist the help of someone you either do not know, or barely know to change their soiled diaper. Typically a male.

Nick: Hey Steven, Abbey has a dirty diaper and I'm indisposed at the moment killing 8 year olds on COD
Steven: I would, but are you sure you want to have a stranger change her?
Nick: I completely forgot you were a stranger changer, thanks for reminding me.
Steven: No biggie, the judge said I'm legally obligated to inform any nearby parents anyway.
Nick: Is that why we aren't allowed at Chuck E Cheese 's anymore?
Steven: Yeah, one of the reasons.

by Nic0705 September 16, 2016

the stranger's cousin

Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.

I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin

by Lewispewis December 9, 2017

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.

I had fun being her bearded stranger last night.

by bkmon3y April 30, 2014